I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
A better picture of the epic cards from last night.
I think we should make a game of using stock photo titles as drawing prompts
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
I LEFT MY COMPUTER ALONE FOR ONE DAY
WHY DOES THIS HAVE 400 NOTES
Whenever I press play it’s synched perfectly. Magic.
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)
special effects just ain’t what they used to be
I just spat water everywhere.